hungarian: what do u mean i don’t have a social life I just went grocery shopping with my mom
pityreblogs: when i’m old i’m going to say “or as they said in my day “yolo swag””
plot twist: he likes you back
gnuliet: hot people are always hotter when you find out how nice they are
willsmith420: gwenelizz: Someone please explain to me why Will Smith looks exactly the same as he did in 1989
lovedemm: hot waiters make me nervous & forget what i want to order they are the order I’d like a piece of that ass
me waking up: i can't wait to go to sleep tonight
thatdamnedamerican: trying to avoid someone you hate but have to come into contact with every day
peevesies: i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life
lvysaur: sluttyoliveoil: lvysaur: lvysaur: when i say peeka you say boo peeka chu shut the fuck up
butasparrow: touchmypopsicle: it’s kinda funny how when you get older you start to enjoy the things you hated as a kid like taking naps and getting spanked the second one was kind of unexpected but no one is disagreeing
jerkofanassbutt: andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels: ohyousillypotato: what i’m looking for in a man: will lend me his hoodies good sense of humor is a cutie patootie will slay my enemies in a brutal display of violence and paint his face with their blood good taste in music Dean Winchester. You’re looking for Dean Winchester
insecure-happiness: don’t ever assume someone likes you because 10/10 times they don’t
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destiel-is-superwholocked: dustedmorphagus: A little bit of Sherlock in my life, A little bit of Doctor Who by my side. A little bit of Supernatural is all I need, A little bit of Avengers is what I see. A little bit of Lord of The Rings in the sun, A little bit of Merlin all night long. A little bit of Harry Potter here I am, A little bit of tumblr makes me your...
flutterlings: the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”
excalilbur: when the person you like talks to you first
thewaywardfox: protip: if you cant remember someones name, just call them “old sport”
edwad: jaseherondale: Did you know that in Australia it’s five times more likely that you’ll pick a partner based on humour rather than looks so if you’re ugly but a hilarious motherfucker then you’re almost guaranteed love yea but have u ever seen an ugly australian
urbancatfitters: hyperbole is my favorite literary device i use it like 600 times a day
psilentasincjelli: If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and...
beyoncebeytwice: i still dont know what rolling in the deep even means
gallifreyanwizardof221b: justafuckingdisease: ...