*slides $10 to the government* please cancel school
*puts it towards buying more military defense* *raises college tuition*
that friend that always tries to please you
About 2 weeks ago I received this email:
“Dear Mr. Mac Lethal
My name is Mrs. Francine, I’m a 53 year old high-school music teacher, and I love your YouTube videos. The problem is, I can’t play them for my students because they contain too many bad words. Would you consider making a fast rap video for my students, to inspire them to be great? With no bad words?
p.s. Do you like Mozart?”
Here’s my response, Mrs. Francine!
Fish on Wheels
Things I will not judge you for:
Things I will judge you for:
•Not signalling while driving
•How you treat wait staff
•Which way you think the toilet roll goes
i honestly can’t even hear the words “tri-state area” without thinking of phineas & ferb
This is the album that turned so many of us into pop punk kids
this is the album that changed the world
ive stolen this line and used it so many times
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Beyoncé arriving at the VMA Awards 2014
This deadass the funniest tweet ever.
so ok mary lambert
- is overweight. not “a little heavy” or “curvy in all the right places”, she is overweight and she owns it.
- is gay, and from her first public exposure has been open about this
- has bipolar disorder
- is one of the coolest lyricists right now
- has this song which is way more feel good than “all about the bass” or “shake it off”
- is super cute
- mary lambert
So one time my dad bought a skeleton for Halloween, and one day he decided to place it in the kitchen to scare me and it went too far…