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hotelceilings:

brookeeverdeen:

*slides $10 to the government* please cancel school

*puts it towards buying more military defense* *raises college tuition*

methhomework:

that friend that always tries to please you

textsfrombennett:

About 2 weeks ago I received this email:

“Dear Mr. Mac Lethal

My name is Mrs. Francine, I’m a 53 year old high-school music teacher, and I love your YouTube videos. The problem is, I can’t play them for my students because they contain too many bad words. Would you consider making a fast rap video for my students, to inspire them to be great? With no bad words?

Sincerely,
Mrs. Francine

p.s. Do you like Mozart?”

Here’s my response, Mrs. Francine!

magicconchshell:

(not rasist)

magicconchshell:

(not rasist)

onlylolgifs:

Fish on Wheels

Things I will not judge you for:
•Sexuality
•Religion
•Race
•Clothing choices

Things I will judge you for:
•Not signalling while driving
•How you treat wait staff
•Which way you think the toilet roll goes

riseoftheguardian:

i honestly can’t even hear the words “tri-state area” without thinking of phineas & ferb

fuckblink182:

callingallcaptainsband:

This is the album that turned so many of us into pop punk kids

this is the album that changed the world 

fuckblink182:

callingallcaptainsband:

This is the album that turned so many of us into pop punk kids

this is the album that changed the world 

h0llo:

ive stolen this line and used it so many times

h0llo:

ive stolen this line and used it so many times

ultrafacts:

Facts that will make you feel old Sources: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 

For more facts, make sure you follow Ultrafacts

beyonceperformances:

Beyoncé arriving at the VMA Awards 2014

beyonceperformances:

Beyoncé arriving at the VMA Awards 2014

stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

so ok mary lambert

benepla:

  • is overweight. not “a little heavy” or “curvy in all the right places”, she is overweight and she owns it.
  • is gay, and from her first public exposure has been open about this
  • has bipolar disorder
  • is one of the coolest lyricists right now
  • has this song which is way more feel good than “all about the bass” or “shake it off” 
  • is super cute
  • image
  • mary lambert

mostly-perfect:

So one time my dad bought a skeleton for Halloween, and one day he decided to place it in the kitchen to scare me and it went too far…