Taken from reddit but it can’t be stressed enough
Making fun of fat people at the gym is like making fun of sick people at the hospital.
"Lol wow you’re doing chemotherapy? Clearly you suck at it if you still have cancer."
that time of year is approaching
scary lawn decorations
terrifying tv programs
people in costumes going door to door
The Art of Lying
"When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog."
They’re such dorks.
This is the BEST THING IVE EVER SEEN